He steals her bike, she steals it back
Anderson Cooper brings bike thievery to CNN. Dude steals a woman’s bike while she’s hanging out with friends at a bar. Well she then scours the local classified section (Craigslist) and finds her bike listed for sale. She goes and meets the thief, asks to take the bike for a test ride where she puts it in her car and drives away. Then she alerts the cops. Victim no more.